Friday, August 27, 2004

Don't Go Jumping to Conclusions

Two Russians planes recently exploded in the air at the exact same time. Russia at first didn't want to rush to any conclusions that it was terrorism.

I'm trying to come up with other theories.

Passangers ate too much chili. Ashton Kutcher was using his Butterfly Effect. A mechanical error which was set to a timer.

My theory is that the warranty ran out on each plane simultaneously. A million parts put together by the lowest bidder...

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